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Here is a page where I'll put random stuff that I think is funny.

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Wouldn't it be cool if everyone was a monkey? I mean, monkeys don't care, so nothing would matter. Like, no shootings or sorrowful death. If some monkey steals another monkey's banana, or somehow disgraces them, they don't care, they just get another banana, or walk off. Man, and we'd have opposoble toes, and tails that could grab things. Wow, I wish I was a monkey.

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(Ralph Wiggum) Me fail English? That's unpossible.

I sing, and recently I've sung some hot music. If I can get any on here, I will.

I like stuff, stuff is good. Then again, some kinds of stuff is bad, like in the classic horror film: The Stuff (around 1979? 1980?) Anyway, it's about this white stuff, that looks conventiantly like marshmellow cream, and everybody likes it, until they find out it's actually a monster lying dormant, that the people who eat it become helpless zombies who add to It's cause of world domination.
Good movie, y'all should watch it sometime.

Ahh. I have an appropriate nickname. Brendy the Sea Lion. It is derived from a fairly recent trip to Boston, where I saw the Blue Man Group, and the Boston Symphony, and a plethora of other things. Where my nickname comes from is the Aquarium (go figure). At the aquarium, my friends and I decided to see a short show with a sea lion. Man, are they cool, they can swim good, and balance on their flippers and everything. Anyway, as the lady explaining the Majesty of the Sea Lion, after every statement that she made, Chandler would whisper under his breath, 'Just like Brendon'. So, once Becca, Brad, and Imani found out, my name became Brendy the Sea Lion. It annoyed me at first, but then I got over it, so now I joke about, but it is my nickname.

Let me tell you a story before you read this any farther.... I tell jokes, not to make people laugh, but to make them slap their respective foreheads, and shake their respective heads. If you laugh at my jokes, either it was a funny one, or you've got problems.

YATTA!